CRIMINAL BAD TASTE
and
BASIC STUPIDITY |
Telling bone player about all the gigs you get |
$10 |
Asking bone player about their day gig |
$10 |
Sitting behind drums during break |
$25 |
Practicing scales during drum solo |
$50 |
Practicing |
$150 |
Beginning a sentence, "When I was a guitar player.." |
$75 |
Casually mentioning to musical director of cheap theater that you are "into sequencing..." |
$100 |
Wearing old Buddy Rich tour shirt |
$15 |
Wearing Whitesnake tour shirt |
$20 |
Asking when the rock set starts |
$25 |
Continually asking, "Where are we?" |
$40 |
Continually shouting, "Yeah!" |
$25 |
Asking bone player where "one" is |
$250 |
Taking cell phone call during fours |
$100 |